First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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