he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
now i know why i became what i already was.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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