Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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