I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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