My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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