Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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