hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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