I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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