member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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