It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Drunk is a universal language darling
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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