She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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