i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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