Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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