You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
Randomize
