what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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