he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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