it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Randomize
