My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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