All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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