Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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