In the future we'll all be gay
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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