you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
she peed on how many people?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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