New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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