Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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