I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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