Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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