How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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