sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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