I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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