My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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