hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
my liver is dry heaving
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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