Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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