im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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