normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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