is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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