HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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