Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
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I need you to use more vowels.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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