whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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