david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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