We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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