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Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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