A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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