Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
