I only kidnapped one of them. chill
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Damn victory sex feels great
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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