I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
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Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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