My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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