idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Sorry my hands just texted you
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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