she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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