How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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