youre lurking in front of me
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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