He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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