I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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