This girl is more easily done than said...
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Such a big mess for such a small penis
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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